No.1 Hiberdating
有異性没人性
Definition : means dating in the winter months, or the situation that someone ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend. The second meaning is more popular. The word hiberdating is a blending of the word "hibernating" and "dating", which means a person is in a state of inactivity (hibernating) among friends when dating someone.
Hiberdating指在冬季约會戀愛，或者指某人在談戀愛期間忽略其他朋友的情况，也就是我們常說的“有異性没人性”。第二種用法更普遍一些。Hiberdating這個詞是hibernating(冬眠)和dating(约會)两個詞的合成詞，由此便可知它的意思是一個人在约會戀愛期間中斷與朋友聯络的狀況。
E.g. I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
自從4個月前詹妮弗跟泰德约會以來，我就一直没有過她的消息。
No.2 Askhole
愛問鬼
Definition: a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
意思是一個老愛向别人徵求建議，却又不聽建議，老是對著幹的人。
E.g. I’m sure stock brokers and lawyers can quickly think of dozens of askholes from among their clientele. That’s not to mention management consultants, counselors, teachers, parents, and so on —all of whom have dealt with askholes.
我敢肯定，股票經紀人、律師很快就能想起一大票愛問鬼客户，更不用說那些管理顧問、諮詢師、教師、父母等等——他們全都遭遇過愛問鬼。
No.3 Masturdating
自我约會
Definition: going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
獨自外出。例如：一個人看電影，吃飯等。(類似一個人的约會)
E.g. Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating.
哥們，我就没發現哪個國家還有跟我一樣的老男人。我沉溺於長期自我安慰的约會中不能自拔了。
No.4 Bedgasm
在床上極其享受的感覺
Definition: a feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.
當结束了一天18個小時的工作、一段長途旅行或數小時極為疲憊的體力活動後，爬到床上後所產生的那種徹底難以抑制的幸福愉快感。
E.g. It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
大半夜的連開三個小時的車，我實在是很難保持清醒。當我到家後，我爬到床上鑽進被窩，徹底享受了10分鐘的身體放鬆愉快感。
No.5 Textpectation
期待回覆短信的少女情懷
Definition: The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
指等着别人回覆短信時那種期待的感覺。(有點少女情懷的感覺)
E.g. I just texted her for a date – but now the textpectation is killing me.
我剛剛给她發了個短信约她出來——但是現在那種期待得到回覆的迫切感簡直要殺了我。
No.6 Chairdobe
衣服堆在椅子上
Definition: piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
指把衣服都堆在椅子上而不是放衣櫃裡或掛衣架上。
No.7 Cellfish
光顧著打電話不理别人的自私行為
Definition: an individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
指某人只顧著打電話，同時對身邊的人很粗鲁或欠體貼的行為。
E.g. "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal -- that's selfish".
點餐時你就不能不打電話嗎——這樣很没禮貌誒。
No.8 Destinesia
到了地方却忘記當初為何要來
Definition:When you get to where you were intending to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Destinesia often occurs during working h
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